|How many days' worth of dishes is this? How long have these been in sink?|
|If a machine folded this laundry as well as it cleaned it, we would be in great shape.|
|Petting for this cat has been woefully inadequate.|
|I can explain why there are three open tissue boxes stacked atop one another in the kitchen. Really, I can.|
|No reasonable expectations as to how many animals should share one's bed.|
|Disproportionate quantities of bottled, single-serve beverages in refrigerator.|
We're eager for you to get home, Sherry.